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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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