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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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