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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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