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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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