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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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