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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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