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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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