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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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