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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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