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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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