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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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