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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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