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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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