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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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