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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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