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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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