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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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