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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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