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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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