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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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