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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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