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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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