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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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