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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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