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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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