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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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