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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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