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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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