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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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