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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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