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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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