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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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