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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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