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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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