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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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