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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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