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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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