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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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