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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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