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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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