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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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