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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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