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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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