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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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