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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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