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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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