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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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