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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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