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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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