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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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