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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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