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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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