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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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