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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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