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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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