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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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