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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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