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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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