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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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