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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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