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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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