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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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