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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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