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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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