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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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