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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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