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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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