Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.