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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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